Britney Divorces Kevin

Britney’s fans recoiled in disbelief at the news that she had filed for divorce from husband (and baby’s poppa) Kevin Federline. Kevin was quoted on the Celebrity Dream Network as having said:
“Dude, I knew it wasn’t gonna last forever, you feel me. If I was gonna break out and be a big rapper, I would have done it by now. Right? I was just trying to hit that biznatch as much as possible… divorce

November 28th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
[…] Somebody famous once said “Give the people what they want.” Right in the middle of a sex tape media frenzy, and little more than a month since she and K-Fed split up, Miss Britney Spears was generous enough to spread her unfabulous legs and give us all a looksee. The photographs were taken while Britney was arriving Chez Paris Hilton last week for a private AMA Awards soirée that ended with the cops being called, and Paris Hilton and company being ordered to “Turn that shit down!” These may or may not actually be pictures of Britney Spears’ pussy… so be careful and be warned: […]