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Britney’s response to Camille Paglia

Friday, December 8th, 2006

britney says up yours

Eloquent uber-feminist Camille Paglia slammed pop tarts Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for their recent coochie exhibitionism. Paglia insists this behavior is reversing forward strides the feminist movement has made, and destroying what benefit these highly-visible celebrities might have given young women as role models.

Camille Paglia: “These girls are lowering themselves to the level of backstreet floozies. It angers me because I fought a bitter fight to get feminism back on track and be pro-sex at the same time. This is degrading the entire pro-sex wing of feminism. I am completely appalled by what these young women are doing because I think that they are cheapening their own image and obliterating all sexual mystery and glamour. A great promise was contained in the moment when Madonna kissed Britney at the MTV Awards. She in a sense was saying, ‘I’m passing the torch to you.’ It was a fabulous moment. Britney looked toned, in control of her career and it was up to her to take the next step. Literally, from that kiss, from that moment onward, Britney has spiraled out of control. It’s like Madonna gave her the kiss of death! Britney is throwing it away!”

Camille, you must not be so smart as people say. Forget about how much money I’m making. I’m a 25-year old dropout mother of 2 from the friggin’ Bayou, who is currently leading the whole planet around by its nose with my vagina. If you can’t see the delicious, pro-feminist irony in that, you’re just out of touch. I got a billion uniques today, bitch! WTF did you do?

PS: I can give you Madonna’s email, if you want it, lol.